February 2012
me: is it weird that i talk to myself so much
me: yeah a little bit
me: still, it could be worse man. we could be a killer
me: das true
me: im hungry
me: me too let's eat
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
beyoncebeytwice:
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
everyone: what do you want for your birthday?
me: band merch.
everyone: what do you want for christmas?
me: band merch.
everyone: you are the hardest person to shop for i never know what to buy you.
me: I'VE TOLD YOU, BAND MERCH, BUT YOU NEVER GET IT FOR ME. JUST GOOGLE MY FAVORITE BAND'S MERCH AND PICK SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN CARE I'M GOING TO LIKE IT NO MATTER WHAT. BAND MERCH BAND MERCH BAND MERCH.
“I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature. My attachments...”
– Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey (via wowloverly)
“You gradually get over the pain. It doesn’t go away, not for a long time, but it...”
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